A prisoner of WAR is a man who tries to KILL you and FAILS, and then asks you NOT TO KILL him.   Winston Churchill

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think, my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.   Ellen DeGeneres

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected.   Robert Orben

A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.   James Joyce

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.   Clint Eastwood

Everyone’s a pacifist between wars.   It’s like being a vegetarian between meals.   Colman McCarthy

An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.   Aldous Huxley

Politics is developing more COMEDIANS than radio ever did.   Jimmy Durante

Für die ITler unter uns:   Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.   Sam Ewing

Wh is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?   Lily Tomlin