Für die ITler unter uns:   Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.   Sam Ewing

Wh is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?   Lily Tomlin

Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous.   David Hume

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old.   You grow old because you stop laughing.   Mike Dirnt

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned:   Do not have sex with the authorities!   Matt Groening

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.   George Jessel

Zum Thema US-Politik und Arnold Schwarzenegger:   Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country – even if English is your second language.   Conan O’Brien

People say New Yorkers can’t get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.   David Letterman