Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. Robert Orben
A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery. James Joyce
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. Clint Eastwood
Everyone’s a pacifist between wars. It’s like being a vegetarian between meals. Colman McCarthy
An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex. Aldous Huxley
Politics is developing more COMEDIANS than radio ever did. Jimmy Durante
Für die ITler unter uns: Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. Sam Ewing
Wh is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic? Lily Tomlin
Ein Tipp vom Starkoch: Stop being a vegan and start enjoying what you eat. Jamie Oliver
Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous. David Hume
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Mike Dirnt